FLASH: Mossad Center
An agent of ours found this in the basement under the remains of the UNWRA school in Gaza among the piles of rubble from the secondary explosion of rockets and weapons stockpiled in the tunnel underneath where the supposed English Lab was. Was a guideline sheet entitled:
"The Official Palestinian Keyboard propagandists ™ guideline for "click bait" replies and dezinformatsiya for the minion of sycophantic followers of the Tragedy Tourists of the self-inflicted Castration and Fantasia of Nachbaland™!"
Our Slogan:
"The more mendacious the lie the better!"
(kudos to our friends at the
NYT)
1) EVERYTHING is the fault of the ZIONISTS.
2) Jews are Not REAL Jews they are Europeans! Khazarim!
3) The ZIONISTS are colonizers! (Ignore the fact that our Prophet and our own Quran says the land
belongs to the Jews.)
4) Ignore the fact that Arabs ONLY conquered the land in 635CE
5) Al Aqsa has always been on Haram al-Sharif [Noble Sanctuary]
though Islam was begun only around the time of Muhammad 570 CE – 8 June 632 CE
6) When we say Zionists, we mean ALL Jews! (Shhh but don't tell our
JINO buds)
7) When we say a "Two State Solution" it means we hope
that the duped fools won't notice our little innocent litany "From the
river to the Sea."
8) We have cried and groveled over the loss of Falestine since King
Daoud.
9) We develop amnesia when it comes specific details of the
"Country /State" of Falestine -which we claim begins with a P in
English.
10) We wave a flag that we claim is ours but we stole from that Kingdom created from 72% of the European Colony.
Now as to the Hamas controlled Gaza Strip
11) We shoot our explosive laden rockets ONLY from those homes and
buildings that we built to hide our launchers or weapons
12) We make sure to use only the best cannon fodder as human
shields, preferably the elderly and children of those families who are in fear
of retribution.
13) Since we control the Ministry of Health, we can control the
details of the dead and HOW they were killed.
14) It is forbidden to report deaths due to our Hamas activities.
Those murdered by errant misfires are only murdered by Palestinian Islamic
Jihad rockets.
15) We -Hamas - threaten ALL who report on our activities and
especially any International News Agency.
16) We widely advertise the use of the term's "occupation"
and "genocide" in our propaganda knowing full well that it is untrue!
But it does trigger our minions of brainwashed followers into rages of
anti-Israel hatred. ;-)!
17) We appreciate the millions in "Aid" money you shell
out for the desperate civilian population -read non-Hamas's cronies to repair
out tunnels and our villas! Keep them Euros and dollars coming!
18) Children under 18 are ALL children!! Well not really...since we
urge them to stand and play next to our launchers and weapon storage facilities
to be "martyrs for the cause".
19) A true "Win, Win situation! The parents get paid #Paid4slay
and we can ALWAYS count on the world press to paste the photos on the front
page and the News channels to broadcast the gruesome images to blame those
Zionists!
20) We entice and recruit 16- to 18-year-old boys to be our
"martyrs" by luring them with tales of sex with 72 virgins! But when
they die as "cannon fodder" we label them as "children"
(see the NYT photo of dead children)
21) We especially love those Jews In Name Only - those washed up
"you know Who's" of Hollywood - who love bashing the "Zionist
State." Those who are desperate in their desire to feel remembered whose
bitterness to their Judaism stemmed from their hatred of getting dressed to go
to "Temple" as children.
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